So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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