I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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