We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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