My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I forget how to act sober
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