am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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