sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My friends, they love my intelligence
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
The air was thick with penises
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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