You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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