And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if i died would you start the facebook group?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Lo siento on account of my penis...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
God, I missed his penis.
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