It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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