the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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