And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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