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(410): View more from Maryland

Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(

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(302): View more from Delaware

she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

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(314): View more from Missouri

So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside

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(850): View more from Florida

HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma

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(614): View more from Ohio

And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work

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