need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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