I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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