He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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