sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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