I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Say something about gay babies.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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