his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Randomize
