Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Where is the hickey?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
do nipples grow back?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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