im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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