there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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