You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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