I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
