im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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