She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just found a bag of teeth...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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