I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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