just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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