We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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