I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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