Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
