This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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