at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You ate ashes out of my bong
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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