everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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