Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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