i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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