32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Come see our sink grown plant.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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