i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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