i think my mom watched the whole time
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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