I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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