Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I need a beard to bite.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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