their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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