hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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