can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
