I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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