Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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