marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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