As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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