love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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