The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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