Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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