Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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