with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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