Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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