Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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