Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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