Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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