Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
